Scroll of Snarky Puns
Client response to my hourly design fee in an invoice. (via upsettingshorts)
… um.
(Source: clientsfromhell, via upsettingshorts)
If you are sad, just whisper to yourself “I am dope.”
How sad is it that I subconsciously added ‘a’ between ‘am’ and ‘dope’?
BUT YOU ARE MY DOPE DOPE.
Hey, if you could throw a decent lasso, you could rope-a-dope. One can only hope.
If you are sad, just whisper to yourself “I am dope.”
How sad is it that I subconsciously added ‘a’ between ‘am’ and ‘dope’?
(via masserrect)
I made myself in the doll maker, and then I had to reconcile myself to the fact that I’m basically Ariel.
No why.
(I wasn’t wearing a dress, they didn’t have any good pants, so fins were my only option. And then it was just all downhill from there.)
hey it’s like yours and the one ive had open in a tab for hours are sisters
i’m the bitchy and human one
ps i photoshopped the hair
So many lovely redheads on Tumblr. Here, have a dour brunette:
So an elder dying in the middle of a party is pretty routine when it comes to my Sims.
But this time it was in the middle of a wedding party.
And it was more than one Sim.
To be fair, I should really stop inviting elders to the parties.
I guess neither of them was the life of the party.
psdo:
Crusader Kings 2 is
not my cup of tea
But I’m trying it to EXPAND MY MIND and because Shorts loves it so much but
I DON’T EVEN GET IT ON THE MOST FUNDAMENTAL LEVEL
LIKE
WHAT WORDS MEAN
I tried it, too. I couldn’t figure out how to send my military to do *anything*, so I kept getting conquered.
I can’t stop laughing!
WAT.
Nothing funny about rape, my dear.
(Source: fatcat-littlecoyote, via masserrect)
Requested by anon: All my “Bad Parenting Odin” memes
CRYING
BOTH OF YOU WERE BORN TO BE KINGS
EXCEPT YOU LOKI
I AM DYING
FUCK YOU SANTA
(via masserrect)
Well not literally, I mean. She apparently stole the design from the Normandy and gave it to the quarians.
“This diplomatic frigate is like no quarian ship on record. Its hull is relatively low temperature and it appears to be…
I maintain that if you have to give details like that outside of a medium, you’ve failed in your intended storytelling duties. The codex entry was in the game, thus it is valid; the alleged research of this tech by the quarians is not, thus it is not (in my opinion). YMMV, however.